Mitten Vapors
- Amanda
- Aug 1, 2015
- 4 min read
I've been sitting on these juices for three weeks and finally decided to night was the night to review them. Sadly, I was fairly disappointed in these juices -- but they were also very cheap, which I'm learning isn't always a good thing. These are likely great juices for someone looking for quantity and value, but they were not the juices for me and I don't think I'll be ordering from Mitten Vapors again.
When I first received these, the flavors were very faint. As a result, they were steeped for three weeks; during the latter two, they were in my closet in complete darkness and shaken daily. Full disclosure, I am not a fan of having to steep flavors, so that process of and in itself was sort of a turn-off for me.
Mitten Vapors - Plainfield Paradise (0mg)
Review: 5/10
Flavors: Strawberry, Apple, Melon
Mitten vapors describes this liquid as one of their top flavors and the site image appears to be of a strawberry milkshake, so I was expecting a slightly fruitier/lighter strawberry milkshake. I suppose, in a lot of ways that IS what this is, but to me it tastes more like a "strawberry milkshake" that my mom would give me in some vain attempt to "be healthy." It's not overly sweet and the other flavors seem to clash slightly with the strawberry, giving a final effect that tastes more like a protein shake than "paradise." This vape wasn't overly gross... Just disappointing.
Mitten Vapors - Morning Dew (0mg)
Review: 4/10
Flavors: Honeydew, Peach, Pear
Of all the Mitten Vapors flavors I tried, this one had the most FLAVOR. Which I appreciate, because after steeping for three weeks, that's what I would expect. Unfortunately, I've tried a few melon vapes now and this is the one that's made me realize that, well, I just don't like melon liquids. If you are a big fan of fresh fruit flavors, specifically honey dew and melon, I'm sure this simple-but-sweet vape would be for you. For me, however, the melon flavoring was just too much and I wouldn't vape it again.
Mitten Vapors - Forbidden Tea (0mg)
Review: 2/10
Flavors: Green Tea, Dragonfruit
My first EVER experience with tea was in college. I was always hearing people talk about how good it was, how it was delicious, iced tea was refreshing, hot tea was soothing, etc. So when I paid to go to a Christmas "Feast" (think dinner-theatre style show) on campus, I decided to get a glass of iced tea. I will never forget the flavor of that tea because frankly, it was disgusting, the way most "cheap" iced tea is. This stuff must have come in a vat of slightly stale water, steeped with leaves from nearby campus trees, and no amount of sugar could rectify the taste. Although I've learned to love tea since then, I'm not going to lie: this vape brought me flashbacks to that night, my first time trying tea. There was no dragon fruit flavor here, just pure, unadulterated "cheap-as-fuck" iced tea.
Mitten Vapors - Superman Ice Cream (0mg)
Review: 7/10
Flavors: Ice Cream, Black Cherry, Blue Moon
I've never had superman ice cream, although I've seen it plenty in ice cream shops (always been more of a chocolate/vanilla/cookie kind of girl, so I never tried it). This is honestly exactly how I would have imagined it, though: a very creamy sherbet! Specifically, the "blue" flavors (which the internet tells me is "blue moon" in normal superman ice cream) was very prominent, which I didn't mind. The "yellow" and "red" flavors came out faintly in the aftertaste. Overall, a very creamy vape! Not an ADV for me, but one of the first I enjoyed out of my Mitten Vapors haul.
Mitten Vapors - Moonlight (0mg)
Review: 6/10
Flavors: Strawberry, Vanilla
The second strawberry flavor I've tried from Mitten... Not quite as disappointing as the first, but really not over the top delicious, either. To me, this strawberry flavor tasted very "fake" and although there was a nice creamy sweetness to the exhale, it didn't make up for the disappointment I felt from the inhale. This liquid also gave me a strange sort of "chalky" taste in the back of my mouth, like you might get with some over-powdered strawberry milk.
Mitten Vapors - Icy Road (0mg)
Review: 8/10
Flavors: Wintergreen, Peppermint
Have you ever wanted to drink an entire bottle of green Listerine without getting horrendously sick? If you answered yes to that question, have I got the vape for you. Honestly, as snarky as that sounds, I really enjoyed this vape. However, I acknowledge that I enjoyed it explicitly because I LOVE the taste of mouthwash, specifically the green stuff. Sadly, of all of my mitten flavors, this one did NOT get better with time; it actually lost some of it's menthol kick after steeping.
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